I Gets No Breaks

So after dreaming about becomin’ the next Lady Jordan, I was told that according to 2007-2008 OUA BASKETBALL – WOMEN Rules and Regulations, “Section 3.2 states that,
A Rookie of the Year will be named in each division. The highest ranked rookie selected to the All-Star team will be named Rookie of the Year. If no Rookie All-Stars are selected, the player receiving the most votes for the All-Rookie Team will be declared the Rookie of the Year in their respective division. Note: Recipients of the OUA Rookie of Year (East/West) must be 21 years of age or under as of September 1st in the academic year in question. [Amended July 2007]“

What the FUCK!

I smell a petition on the way. I mean come on, why in the hell would you make a rule like that? I’m gonna be an old ass rookie but if I kick all the other rookies’ asses, then I deserve the title of Rookie of the year, even if I am 12 years older than the average rookie. I will beat those little twiggies to the ground, I don’t give a fuck! If they kick my ass, all people are gonna say is she shouldn’t play with these kids. Well, I think it’s time for that petition to start, so that they could reverse that stupid rule they added recently.

Are ya with me? Geriatric Rookie Ballas of the world, can I get an AMEN?

Shinin’ my New Jordan XX3 for this battle!

~ by killaxova on February 8, 2008.